Rumor has it that....

The Academy award winning flopper/whiner Vlade Divac has apparently agreed to terms with the Lakers after playing for the Suckramento Queens the last six years according to a source at ESPN. Did the Lakers really have a choice? I mean, they don't have a bona fide center right now after trading Shaq away. Welcome back to the fold Vlade, I think. Now that your a Laker again and in light of your diminishing skills/advancing age, may I suggest you ready yourself this season for the acting performance of your lifetime. We'll need it.