Ted Kennedy & Water Rescues = Bad Combination

This story had me rolling today. The thought of a liquored up Senator Kennedy and another water rescue was too funny. I guess Ted tried to rescue some fishermen this past weekend out near his house in Hyannisport, but had second thoughts. He probably had some bad flashbacks of that fatefull night over 36 years ago when he drove his submarine errr car off of the Chappaquidick bridge. Better to go contact the authorities than try to be a hero I guess he was thinking. Unfortunately for Mary Jo, she had the bad luck of getting into a car with a liquored up Ted after a night of revelry.