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Monday, December 20, 2004

Redneck Jokes

As I was surfing last night on the net, I came across some classic Jeff Foxsworthy "you might be a redneck if you"....
You think Sherlock Holmes is a
housing project down in Biloxi

You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.

You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company

Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister

Your father executes the "pull my finger"
trick during Christmas dinner

You've got more than
one brother named 'Darryl'

You think the OJ Trial was a
Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test

Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen......and countless other classics


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