Michael Moore at the RNC Convention???

I hope this is just a rumor. Drudge had something today on his website saying that USA Today had hired Michael Moore to be a columnist from the convention. They also hired Ann Coulter to write columns from the DNC convention. I don't think having Michael Moore at the RNC gathering is such a very good idea. First, us Republicans need to eat and by having Moore there, he might eat all the food and not leave any for others. Second, if i were him, I really wouldn't be showing my face at that convention. I mean, doesn't he have another conspiracy movie to film? I can't wait to hear more about this from USA Today.