It's Edwards

In a move that didn't generate any buzz, Sen John Kerry has picked an obscure Freshman democratic senator from North Carolina to be his Vice President. John Edwards is known for always giving the same stump speech about there being "two Americas". Kerry announced the pick in an email to supporters. Ambulance chasers errr I mean trial lawyers round the country are rejoycing at the pick, but ordinary Americans were overheard saying that "we don't need any more lawyers in elected office".